3 Stages of Hell

 

Intro (Tur-Bo)

What’s goin’ on people

We're glad you came out here tonight

To hear us talk about a friend of ours

Who was involved in the classic tale

Of boy meets girl

 

The 23rd Stallion

So I saw you on the way in, an hour of techno? I’m sayin’

I ain’t gonna dance unless I got a reason,

just from a glance she already got me fiendin’

I mean it, short blonde hair white small top cut off

Just to get enough off, I’m there,

underwear hangin out slightly wifey she might be

I’m buggin got me yearnin’ for them jugs

hugs are like balloons on my chest

I’d assume the role  of a fool to be upset

Though from the group she would stand out

already got the 1st 3 dates planned out

put your hand down we all spill beer by accident,

foreign chick ya gotta love the accent

Vulnerable yep, unapproachable except

when Dr.E intervenes, in minutes

I got them digits, so later we can talk about

kickin it and lickin it then stickin it….mmmmmmm

 

Chorus
After the first date It’s all great

You can’t wipe that smile off your face

But as time goes by and you see it’s all a waste

You can’t tell, this the 3 stages of hell

After the first date it’s all great

You can’t wipe that smile off your face

But as time goes by and you see it’s all a waste

You can’t tell, this the 3 stages of hell

 

YKC

I cherish every moment of time that I’m wit you

Since the first day I saw you, I knew I’d never forget you

Get who, ever you think is better I bet you

I’d still pick you over her, she ain’t as special

I tried and tried, you finally came through

It’s cause I showed you that I would never game you

You always high sidity, outta my range boo

But never in my right mind would I try and change you

We sex passionate, and you get acrobatic

It’s like you the drug and baby I’m the addict

I gave you my love and only you can have it

I set my sights on the stars, help me reach up and grab it

Me and you together is way better than average

Can’t wait till the day I get to slip you carrots

You think it’s too soon to talk about marriage

We havin’ kids the second you and me get established

 

Chorus

After the first date it’s all great

You can’t wipe that smile off your face

But as time goes by and you see it’s all a waste

You can’t tell, this the 3 stages of hell

After the first date it’s all great

You can’t wipe that smile off your face

But as time goes by and you see it’s all a waste

You can’t tell, this the 3 stages of hell

 

Tur-Bo

O my God, I can’t believe this,

I just caught this chicken cheatin’

sneakin’ guys inside the house

when I was home already sleepin’

been deceiving me for months, I didn’t even pick it up

kinda tough for me to word this ,

what did I do to deserve this

I got you what ya wanted, right

I never broke a promise

So how did I mistreat you?

I don’t remember once

when I got drunk and tried to beat you

And I don’t really care

if there’s 2 sides to every story

I deserve to hear, “I’m sorry”

doesn’t matter if you don’t,

cuz I’m still burning all your clothes

please you can’t!  Stop!  No!

where the hell she hide the liquor

used to think this was forever

now I’m burning all the pictures

both of us are seen together I

never would imagined

something like this could’ve happened

from the pain thatcha bringin’

wish I coulda seen a sign

that woulda shined from the beginning

But didn’t, good riddance

This is how it has to end

and from the men you coulda screwed,

why did you have to choose my friend

 

Outro